Bob and his wife Rachel were sleeping one late night in the middle of the winter. Rachel woke up at two o'clock in the morning with a craving for sweet potato pie. Obviously, this woman is pregnant but more importantly she is out of her mind. Bob woke up and decided it is best not to ask questions but instead fetch her midnight snack. When he got back to his wife with the pie, she decided that pie would make her fat and instead she wanted non-fat yogurt and jello. He submissively got her desires but again she changed her mind and had a new appetite for Chicken Parmesan. As he drove in his car listening to Lil Wayne, he wanted to concoct a plan so no matter what Rachel demanded he would have it. Of course when he returned home she wanted something knew but this time Bob was ready. He gave her his credit card and a yellow book filled with all the stores' phone numbers. However, now Rachel decided to just fall asleep.
No comments:
Post a Comment