Department of Boredom

Today, I decided to take a field trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles to get my state identification card but I didn't expect to walk into a state of boredom. As soon as I got to the door there was a long line where it took about an hour to reach the front. Then when I reached the front of the line I went to a clerk who made sure all of my information was accurate and then I waited on a bench until my number was called. I took a picture when my number was called and I believe it was a pretty good picture. Anyways, I went back to the beautiful bench after I took the picture and waited again for my number to be called so all my information could be finalized into the system. The ending product of this tiresome process was a piece of paper with information that I already know. I couldn't believe it.

The "Incredible" Ant

Derek was a usually humble young man but in his first day of high school his attitude changed and he became a egotistical maniac who believed that the only way to survive was by destroying the confidence of others. One by one, he took down every "nerdy" kid that crossed his path. Becoming the "Incredible Hulk" of his school, he pushed small kids into lockers, bigger kids into garbage cans, and even bigger kids into the girl's bathroom. It seemed as if the massive bullying would never end until he finally met his match. Derek may act tough but inside he was just a weak little boy and "nerdy" Kevin knew it. When Derek tried to push Kevin into a garbage can, Kevin pushed him back and knocked him onto the floor. Although Derek was stunned and didn't know what to do, Kevin merely smiled and walked away. Soon he turned around and said, "You can act tough to seem tough but sooner or later the small ant destroys the large grasshopper."

A "MODEST" WEDDING PROPOSAL

While growing up as a child and in your early teen years, you learn from Disney that the world always works out well for people with traditional morals and that true love exists everywhere. In reality, we understand and learn that love may possibly never exist and marriage may just be the beginning of a horrible end. We meet many women in our lives but none of them seem to be the perfect women that will satisfy our endless list of needs. One woman will not be extremely beautiful, cook the best dinners each night, do all the laundry and clean the whole house, but also let her husband take part in any crucial decisions. This may just be an impossible and unrealistic dream which all men have but maybe just maybe our Disney dream will become a reality.

All women should be put through a special marriage program where they learn how to be specialized to their specific husband. They will learn how to perform all the duties that their husband desires and become submissive to their every whim. They will learn how to make all sorts of meals so the husband's appetite will always be satisfied. Also, they will be adept at laundry and house cleaning so that all the clothes are spotless and the house are sparkly clean. They will dress according to what the husband wants her to wear and only perform the tasks that he wants. She will take out the garbage, help the kids with their homework, and if he desires take him a bath. She will be a household slave that asks her husband for his permission to do anything. A perfect wife that will be the foundation for a perfect marriage.

Obviously, this will never be true but a great marriage is possible in this dangerous world. When you find that special person you will never want to be single ever again and will want to be only with this one person. A great marriage includes trust and a wonderful bond between the two people. They enjoy each other's company and enjoy similar activities. They separate the chores of the house and spend equal amount of time with the children. They give each other space and respect each other as they will do anything for one another even give the other partner a kidney. The Disney dream may never come true but it's worth the effort to try to get close to it.